- Anti Joke

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.