Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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