- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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