Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Justin beiber's penis

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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which one is easiest

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