- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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