- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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