Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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