What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Do u take sugar?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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