- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Blacks

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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