- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Roses are red, yup.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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How high is the sky? True or False

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