You tell me. I have amnesia.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

AIDS

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

what goes boo a sock

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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