knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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that wall over there ->

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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Who is John Galt?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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more like nig!

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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