Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Knock Know! Come in!

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Morning wood.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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