- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Connor is homo

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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