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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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