Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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when debbie meets downer

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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