why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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VITAMIN C!

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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autsim

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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