Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

where do some birds live in? Earth

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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