- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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