- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Women's rights.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

whats up and also down? your mum

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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