- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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