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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

A seal walks into a club.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Two planes walk into an office building

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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