my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Anti Joke

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