- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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