Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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