a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Moral

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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