What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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