Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Knock, knock -The door's open.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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