- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

drew edminstin is a rat

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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