- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Women's rights.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

whats up and also down? your mum

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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