Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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4 hours later.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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What? Why?

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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