Knock knock Whose there? 4

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What's blue? The sky.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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