- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

I'd like to make a withdraw

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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