How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What did the man with no head say to the women?

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did the man die? He was old.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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