- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Terry has ebola

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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