I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Ehh

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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