- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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