How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

So a blonde walks into a wall...

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Women's Rights.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Why are trees green? I have no idea

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