Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

I'd like to make a withdraw

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

A women in the kitchen.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Barack Obama

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Casey Anthony kills a baby

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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