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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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