- Anti Joke

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.