- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

hard cheese

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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