- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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