Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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Obama being reelected.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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