- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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