- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

u suck

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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