After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

taking out the trash... at night

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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