What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Dyslexia ruels!

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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