I like your hair

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Gay republicans

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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