- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

whos district champs not JM

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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